It's true. I have gas. A lot of it.
I have so much that I decided I needed to start doing some research on it. I've been bloated and in significant discomfort lately. Looking around the Internet I found two very interesting things.
1) The average person farts 10-20 times a day. This is not so interesting as the fat that I pass gas up to 20 times an hour. Something in my bowels is not quite right, so I've been trying to drink FiberWise and am taking a suplement of Probiotics trying to get back to "normal."
2) There are companies out there actually profiting from flatulence. Seriously. I almost fell out of my seat when I realized this was real. You gotta check out FLAT D Innovations, "The #1 name in flatulence odor control products." This is amazing.
OK - I'll return to more serious posts later, but since this blog is mostly about me and my thoughts, you just had to know.
2 comments:
20 times an hour! :)
Its your blog and your fart if you want to :)
I had to, im sorry lol
Hope that issue has been resolved and youre back to normal
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